I always wondered where my mandibula was!

The Encyclopedia Britannica Kid has an entry on Wikipedia. And the world just swallowed itself.


You'll notice he starts out sitting at a computer! Why didn't you just look the shit up on the internet, dummy?!

Get 'em

Here's a translation of everything you will find at beerandpork.tumblr.com:

"I am so sweet. Look at my pictures and tell me I'm not sweet. That's what I thought. Why aren't you coming to Europe with me for a month?"

Killing you softly

I've got some traveling ahead, as well as guests on the way, so I went to purchase an air mattress yesterday. Being a good American, I went to Target. And while picking up the required extras for the mattress, a dilemma arose: should I get the microfleece blanket, or the microplush blanket? After feeling them both, the choice was obvious. The microplush was 100 times more comfortable than the microfleece.

Why do they even offer the fleece? It's nice, but there's no reason to choose it over something so exceedingly soft as the microplush. Just add it to the list of a gajillion things I'll never understand.

So I reached back on the shelf and picked out a blanket that hadn't been pawed over by a thousand people already. And future guests will be happy.

It should also be noted that I picked up some grilling equipment and a foldable captain's chair with a cupholder. Because it's finally almost feeling like spring. Baseball's started up, the ladies are taking off their enormous coats, and you can even walk around and describe the weather as almost pleasant. PLEASANT!