Poster Child

I'm not sure whether I should be flattered or creeped out. Senior year of college my buddy Danny made a movie called Senioritis. I played a character afflicted with this unfortunate disease, and can be seen on the poster trying to choose between a beer and a diploma. (As it turns out, you can have both.)

The movie was a shit-ton of fun to work on, and turned out pretty entertaining. It still ranks below Los Zombies on my list, but that's a pretty tough flick to beat. Anyway, it was a pretty great experience for the spring of senior year spring, and is remembered fondly. But apparently it is following me.

My 16-year-old cousin pointed out at Christmas that there was a group on the new social networking site TheFacebook called 'Senioritis,' with the movie poster as its icon. Naturally, I had to see for myself. Lo and behold, there is not just one, but perhaps a dozen or so groups with a senioritis theme featuring the poster of the classic Irrational Film. Ferris Bueller's face shows up a few times, but not as often as mine own glorious visage. One gentleman even took the time to photoshop his face onto the picture, claiming to be "The Face of Senioritis." Well, Jared Cohen, Vanderbilt University Class of 2011, you are sorely mistaken.

It is I who am the face of senioritis.

Sincerely,
HotCollegeGrad2004

P.S. I would like to thank Danny, who has been responsible for most of the reasons any people think I am neat.
P.P.S. Help help, I'm being kidnapped!
P.P.P.S. Shut up I'll fucking kill you.